my name in RAINBOWS.
Feb 17
me: mom please get me a boyfriend for valentines day. mom: i will try.instead she got me this giant cucumber, a bottle of lube, a condom, and on a sticky note she wrote “this was the best I could do - love mom”  HAHHHAAHA AWARD FOR THE AWESOME MUM GOES TO HER.

me: mom please get me a boyfriend for valentines day.

mom: i will try.

instead she got me this giant cucumber, a bottle of lube, a condom, and on a sticky note she wrote “this was the best I could do - love mom”

 HAHHHAAHA AWARD FOR THE AWESOME MUM GOES TO HER.

(Source: boywithbutt)

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